I don’t know if you have seen this before or not, but these chalk sidewalk drawings are simple stunning, the style, perspective and use of light and shadow is just brilliant and gives the drawing a very realistic 3D looks, they are truely astonishing:

Amazing, isn’t it?

When was the last time you had a conversation with the moon? or made a wish on a falling star?
Held hope from a string of delicate things?
When was th last time you got lost in enchanted wood or were kissed by a prince who turned into a frog?
Consulted a caterpillar or kidnapped a myth?
When was the last time you cried lost tears into the lake of longing?
Or sipped inspiration form the pool of wonder?

It would seem that we’ve become so caught up in the hype of modern art, the information superhighway, and the whirlpool of technology that we forgot about some of the better magical things in life, such as fine art, mystical and magical, the kind of art that lets you staring at it in awe, and unleashes your imagination to soar, As i was “surfing the web” i stumbled upon a magnificent website, that offered just that, I ask you, Ne, urge you to see this flash movie first, Then check out the website.

And on a lighter note, The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. “Please, you have to come right over,” pleaded the distraught young mother. “My child has swallowed a contraceptive.” The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again. “You don’t have to come over after all,” the woman said with a sigh of relief. “My husband just found another one.”

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Okay, I know it sounds crazy. I didn’t believe it myself at first. Then I started thinking about it, and it starts getting scary.

First of all, you must put aside all the media-programmed, propaganda-driven thoughts or irrational fears you might already have about communists. Forget all that big bad Russian stuff that the 80’s taught us, that doesn’t exist anymore. Think of communism as just a way of life, a social order, an economic standpoint, a lifestyle choice. Take all the visions of sickles and hammers and tanks out of your head for awhile, and then you will be able to see it clearly.

First of all, the Smurfs shared everything. The food in the Smurf village was stored away in those mushrooms the minute it was harvested and then equally distributed to all the Smurfs throughout the year. No one “farmer Smurf” sold his crop to a “consumer Smurf,” or saw his labor exploited by another. It was understood that the crop was for the entire Smurf population, not for the sale or profit of one Smurf alone.

Then there were those jobs each Smurf held. There was Handy Smurf, and Painter Smurf, and Brainy Smurf, etc… Each Smurf had his own specific job and was not allowed to try his hand at any other Smurf’s assigned task. There actually was an episode where each Smurf tried to do another one’s job, and failed. The moral of the story was apparently “Stick to what you do Best” or to put it another way, stick to what the society has chosen for you, or maybe just “You’ll get what you get and like it!” Handy Smurf was always building. Painter Smurf was always painting. Everyone accepted what they were and didn’t ask questions.

Some other evidence I’ve gathered may strain the limits of credibility. Decide for yourself: Papa Smurf wore a red cap. All the Smurfs were the same color and sang the same song everywhere they went - stressing their Smurfy unity. Didn’t you catch yourself singing that song as a kid? I know you did. Everyone did. Everyone.

The most compelling evidence that the Smurfs were communists comes from their relationship to the arch-villian Gargamel(Sharshabeel). If you remember, the only thing that Gargamel wanted the Smurfs for was for his own profit. In the first four or five seasons, Gargamel’s master plan was to catch the Smurfs, boil them, and turn them into gold. For some reason, in the later years when the show was dying, they started saying that he wanted to eat the poor blue creatures, but for the most part he wanted to turn them into gold. He didn’t care about the Smurfs themselves, their culture, or their well-being. All he cared about was getting gold. His only interest in how to get rich, and nothing, nothing would get in his way.

Gargamel was a capitalist.

The evil antagonist of the Smurfs was the ultimate capitalist, terrorizing the peaceful good little communist Smurf community. It all starts to fit together doesn’t it?

It makes you wonder why somebody didn’t speak up about this before, especially during the 80’s with Reagan in the Whitehouse

I guess nobody thought it worth their time.

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Man those Chinese, they never cease to amaze and astonish, Get this:

* Help old people across the street, or gently dissuade strangers from swearing and spitting, and you may have a chance of seeing Chairman Mao on Tiananmen Square and even get his autograph.

That is the concept of a new online game commissioned by the government and developed by Shanda Interactive Entertainment, a NASDAQ-listed Chinese software company, state media said Thursday.

In a drastic departure from the “shoot-’em-up, kill-’em-all” philosophy permeating many successful online games, Shanda’s product encourages thrift and polite manners, Xinhua news agency reported.

The new game is called “Learning from Comrade Lei Feng,” after a legendary and possibly fictitious soldier who assumed iconic status during the height of Maoist fervor in the 1960s.

If he ever existed, Lei Feng died in an accident in 1962 at the age of 22, but by that tender age he had already performed so many selfless deeds that China’s communist rulers decided to make him a model for the nation.

Lei Feng has lived something of a shadow existence in the reform era, but has now been picked out of retirement to inspire a new generation of Chinese, according to Xinhua.

The game is just one in a series, called “Register of Chinese Heroes,” that Shanda has been commissioned to develop by a government worried by all the sex and violence on the Internet, earlier reports said.

Other heroes set to teach China’s youth proper values include Zheng He, a Chinese admiral and Muslim eunuch who led a series of epic voyages of exploration as far away as the east coast of Africa 600 years ago.

-Source: MSN Arabic Technology News

How Fascinating :|

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So i was sitting contemplating life the other day, trying to figure out a way to solve the world’s problems from my tiny room, and i thought about the complicated relationship between men and women, especialy the married ones, and how to make this relationship easier, our daily lives are run and controlled by women cuase simply they just want it the way they want it, and it seems many of men’s behaviors seem irritating to women, but if women would just understand some basic facts about men, it would sure make life easier for both, and So, without further ado, i bring you some Men’s Rules, that Women really should know:

-Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

-Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

-Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

-Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

-Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.

-Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

-We don’t remember dates. . . .Period!!

-Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

-Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

-A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

-Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

-If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

-If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We’ve been tricked before!!

-If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

-Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.

-You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

-Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

-Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

-The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

-ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

-If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

-We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

-If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

-If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

-Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

-Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it’s like camping. :D

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Being the Awesome Oh so Wonderful kind of person I am, I have decided to share with my latest discovery, A discovery that will surely change your life forever and ever, or maybe not, But anyways, Let me get on with it, For you see, i stayed up late yesterday night (as always) After watching Conan O’brien’s special Finland episode, (By the way, O’brien totaly RULES) and after going through a bunch of old lame music videos and movies, and chatting abit online, i’ve decided to check out the TV again , so browse around the vast amount of availabe channels until i settle on One TV, and Lo and Behold, Simpsons was on, Which meant it will be followed by Family Guy and Futurama, (YAY it was time for me to feast and celebrate, for i totaly love those shows, especialy Futurama, Futurama if you do not know is created by the same guy who created the Simpsons, but in my openion Futurama Surpasses Simpsons, Sorry simpsons fans :P )

Now, I knew before that they aired Simpsons, Family Guy, and Futurama, back to back on thursday, however aparently, they do that EVERYDAY! Those sneaky sneaky persons! I guess its my fault, i should have checked their schedule Online :P However as much as this is of a magnificent find, it will cuase me a problem since i will be compelled to never ever sleep again, since they air the episodes at 3:30 AM and they go on untill about 4:30 AM, which gives me about only 2 hours of sleep, but if you think about it, its better for me to stay awake than sleep for 2 hours, unless ofcourse i want to wake up all groggy and sleep bound and go to work looking like a zombie! … OR i could set my WinDVR and schedule it to start recording everyday from 3:30 AM to 5:00 AM (Just in case) and this way i can get all the sleep i can, the problem with that though is that i don’t trust me PC to work by itself unsuprvised becuase it tends to reboot randomly .. so, i don’t know :|

So Anways, Enjoy my Find, even though i don’t think it will be useful for the majority if you guys, cuase i doubt the most of you (Unlike ME) are insane enough to stay up untill 4 AM everyday just to watch some cartoons shows :P

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First of all i would like to congratulate myself on writing such a unique magnnificent post, a post which i am sure will go down in history as one of the great pieces of literature ever written.. For i know after this post i shall be compared to Mark Twain, Leo Tolstoy, Ernest Hemingway, William Shakespeare and the likes, for i have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic, Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of my holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

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Seriously, however to be quite honest, Mon nom est rasem tahseen, j’ai maintenant 10 ans, je dessine un arbre sous la fleur et j’emploie toutes les couleurs
Now, some people have asked me to show my true self, reveal my photo and post it online, and after much thought and consideration i have decided to do so, however by reading this you comply and acknowledge that any harm or damage, be it mental or physical that you sustain, you take full and complete responsibility for it…


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