Women Should Really Rule The World.
November 30, 2008 by Bakkouz
Filed under Editorials, Featured
Lets face it, Men have proven their incompetency over and over again. Over the past couple of thousand years, in which Men have pretty much controlled the way things are, they have managed to make a fine mess of things. everything really, when you think about it. Politics, the Economy, the Environment, you name it. its all going down the toilet.
So why not hand over everything to Women. They’re smart, some might say that Women are in fact smarter than Men. they have better language and communication skills. and best of all, they’re so darn beautiful.
Now, some might argue that Women are just too emotional. which is an invalid argument, and a load of crap. I mean, its not like every Woman in a position of power will rule as an absolute dictator. (not that I’d personally mind if they did). they will most probably have some kind of a board of advisers, which will assist with the making of tough decisions.
So I say. hand over the reign of all things to Women. let us have cooperation instead of posturing, progress Instead of gridlock, and conversation instead of a shouting match, A very long conversation. But a conversation nonetheless. Let boys have their sports and toys, and leave everything else that matters to Women.
And now, for something completely different, Chocolate Pills:
Yes! A scrumptious little pill in case of emergency, no need to take with water, as your mouth will be salivating to take this pick me up.
Interested in getting some, check it out here. sadly, they seem to have been sold out, but still, what a wonderful idea!
Sari Al-Hiari on Sun, 30th Nov 2008 9:40 am
:angry:
NO! I will not have pink Porsche and XBOX controllers that smell nice! NO!
PS: I love how you distracted all the women with the chocolate pills thing.
kinzi on Sun, 30th Nov 2008 10:29 am
Bakkouzeh, I bask in this great report of Truth and Light.
BUT, since women have their bad sides too, and you know what would happen to the next generation of kids if we let the daddies be in charge of XBox and meal times, How about just listen to our advice and adjust accordingly.
That is when male leaders get in trouble, they don’t listen to female advice.
bakkouz on Sun, 30th Nov 2008 11:33 am
Sari: No no, these things will be left for us, Women will not interfere with our cars, gadgets and toys :biggrin:
Kinzi: I agree with you on meal times, but better leave the Xbox’s to the daddies :tongue:
KJ on Sun, 30th Nov 2008 12:46 pm
Those pills will be the Panadol for women rulers LOL!
Summer on Sun, 30th Nov 2008 1:14 pm
i love the pills…even women with a sweet tooth can rule the world!s
marwa on Sun, 30th Nov 2008 3:14 pm
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mala2e6 on Sun, 30th Nov 2008 9:22 pm
:biggrin:
Gosh!! engaged people and their ideas!!
and the chocolate pills..well I ate a whole pack of minstrels yesterday,they look like pills
MommaBean on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 11:41 am
Great idea. I’m available for a semi-dictatorial position (hahaha)… Of course, I’m likely to impose early bed times and mandatory etiquette classes for all Jordanians too, teehee. So, maybe this one needs a re-think. I’m with Kinz, though. No way I’d leave daddies in charge of meal times and X Box. We’d have kids who never eat anything healthier than micrwavable chicken nuggets and spend all their time playing on the X Box (oh, wait we’d have America!). Awesome new look by the way, looks like you’re moving up in the world.
Bakkouz on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 11:49 am
Well thank you MommaBean, Glad you liked it
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chickmagnetstuff on Wed, 25th Feb 2009 5:27 am
well for one women usually isn’t fair, and compare to men, women usually don’t have one decision they don’t make up their mind quite well that is why women can’t be the leader, because if your a leader you should make a decision and stick to it. women aren’t like that because they have lesser pride than men, they change their pretty often, and you can’t have a leader that keeps changing their minds.
Robert on Fri, 8th May 2009 3:22 am
I agree. Women should rule the world and always control men; the only good man is one that is properly controlled by a WOMAN, because free men destroy society by stupidity.