The Real McCain.

Apparently being dumb does not disqualify you from becoming a U.S president.

“Putin is the President of Germany”?

“Deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies”?

Apparently, McCain also still doesn’t exactly know how to use a teleprompter, or even read from a sheet of paper for that matter:

And of course, McCain is the master of contradicting himself:

God help us all when this guy gets elected, and he will, sadly.