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AFTER THE FRICKIN JUMP!

I’m sick and tired of people using the phrase “after the jump” totally inappropriately!

“after the jump” suggests there’s a divider between the introduction and the continuation of the article, usually an Ad of some sort, hence the jump, but when the rest of article is RIGHT THERE and THERE IS NO F***ING JUMP, its really stupid to use that phrase!

Here are examples:

PROPER USE:
blablabla blabla and you can check out the list after the jump.

And now the list:
1- blablabla
2- blablabla
See? Here There is a Jump!!!

BAD USE:
blablabla blabla and you can check out the list after the jump.
And now the list:
1- blablabla
2- blablabla
See? Here There is a NO JUMP!!!

angry

And now for something completely different, David Letterman’s Thursday night Top 10 list “Surprising Facts About Barack Obama”… presented by Barack Obama:

19 Responses to “AFTER THE FRICKIN JUMP!”

  1. 19
    Rasterbator Says:

    That’s great to know “after the jump”
    And I can understand your feeling…lol

  2. 18
    Greg from Make Money Online Says:

    “After the Jump”… I never new that phrase made people so excited. I will try not to use that phrase in the future intil I understand what it means.

  3. 17
    loans Says:

    wow…
    never think of this.
    thanks for the info.
    good luck mate

  4. 16
    condoms Says:

    lol ur just releasing some heat? lol hope you feel alot better now. lol

  5. 15
    jobs Says:

    haha~
    now i know this idea of using this sentence XD
    good day~

  6. 14
    Get Dental Veneers Says:

    Thanks for brining that up, that phrase has really been getting on my nerves. Its surprising because Im usually pissed off about the ads.

  7. 13
    Bertrand Russell Says:

    Wow! I’ve been an “after the jump” advocate in my web sites for many months. I just didn’t know that that had a name! whistle

  8. 12
    Sommerkleid Says:

    Hey, great post *hahaha*

    Are you angry any more?? whistle w00t

    Like the video ;)

  9. 11
    Nico@ Sommerkleid Says:

    Hey,
    nice post, really!
    Any more angry? w00t

  10. 10
    Photobuch Says:

    Are you more or less angry on it? :)
    Thanks for your post!

  11. 9
    Jano Says:

    aish ya3ni madal eshe bel 3alam gher hay el shaghleh? kteer mdaye2tak? lol

    anyway, after all these jumps , i did not like the article lol

    bet7ot spam comments aa? lol

  12. 8
    Maher Says:

    I know!! some people are just Clueless!

  13. 7
    Mark Says:

    i strongly agree with you
    i hate to see those blablabla…. after the jump…lol
    Forget about those grandmother story, let make it simple.

  14. 6
    Hani Obaid Says:

    I didn’t know what it meant before either.

    Wow I haven’t seen Letterman in maybe 5-6 years. He looks much older, yet somehow Jay Leno looks exactly the same!

  15. 5
    Web Tasarım Says:

    Thanks for the article… :)

  16. 4
    Naryat Says:

    looooool
    la333
    walam walan akoon fi yawm men al2ayyam biggrin
    ana training engineer in Transmission engineering department in Jordan Media City whistle

  17. 3
    Bakkouz Says:

    Sharifo: Yalla now you know what it means biggrin
    Naryat: Yes well, not angry but irritated tongue
    also, I thought you were on the IT department, aren’t you? blink

  18. 2
    Naryat Says:

    loooooool
    u sound a lil angry? (bellah 3aliki naryat!!)
    and to ur news, youtue is blocked, i have no flash player, and i cannot download it coz i am not an admin on my PC and the IT dept. here are noooo cooperative at all biggrin

  19. 1
    sharifo Says:

    hmmmm…
    it’s nice to know there is something called “after the jump” whistle

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