AFTER THE FRICKIN JUMP!
I’m sick and tired of people using the phrase “after the jump” totally inappropriately!
“after the jump” suggests there’s a divider between the introduction and the continuation of the article, usually an Ad of some sort, hence the jump, but when the rest of article is RIGHT THERE and THERE IS NO F***ING JUMP, its really stupid to use that phrase!
Here are examples:
PROPER USE:
blablabla blabla and you can check out the list after the jump.

And now the list:
1- blablabla
2- blablabla
See? Here There is a Jump!!!
BAD USE:
blablabla blabla and you can check out the list after the jump.
And now the list:
1- blablabla
2- blablabla
See? Here There is a NO JUMP!!!
And now for something completely different, David Letterman’s Thursday night Top 10 list “Surprising Facts About Barack Obama”… presented by Barack Obama:











May 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am
hmmmm…
it’s nice to know there is something called “after the jump”
May 4th, 2008 at 11:24 am
loooooool
u sound a lil angry? (bellah 3aliki naryat!!)
and to ur news, youtue is blocked, i have no flash player, and i cannot download it coz i am not an admin on my PC and the IT dept. here are noooo cooperative at all
May 4th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Sharifo: Yalla now you know what it means


Naryat: Yes well, not angry but irritated
also, I thought you were on the IT department, aren’t you?
May 4th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
looooool

la333
walam walan akoon fi yawm men al2ayyam
ana training engineer in Transmission engineering department in Jordan Media City
May 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Thanks for the article… :)
May 4th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I didn’t know what it meant before either.
Wow I haven’t seen Letterman in maybe 5-6 years. He looks much older, yet somehow Jay Leno looks exactly the same!
May 5th, 2008 at 7:55 am
i strongly agree with you
i hate to see those blablabla…. after the jump…lol
Forget about those grandmother story, let make it simple.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I know!! some people are just Clueless!
May 7th, 2008 at 2:09 am
aish ya3ni madal eshe bel 3alam gher hay el shaghleh? kteer mdaye2tak? lol
anyway, after all these jumps , i did not like the article lol
bet7ot spam comments aa? lol
May 7th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Are you more or less angry on it? :)
Thanks for your post!
May 10th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Hey,
nice post, really!
Any more angry?
May 10th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Hey, great post *hahaha*
Are you angry any more??
Like the video ;)
May 12th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Wow! I’ve been an “after the jump” advocate in my web sites for many months. I just didn’t know that that had a name!
May 13th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Thanks for brining that up, that phrase has really been getting on my nerves. Its surprising because Im usually pissed off about the ads.
May 21st, 2008 at 7:20 am
haha~
now i know this idea of using this sentence XD
good day~
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:05 am
lol ur just releasing some heat? lol hope you feel alot better now. lol
May 24th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
wow…
never think of this.
thanks for the info.
good luck mate
May 27th, 2008 at 6:17 am
“After the Jump”… I never new that phrase made people so excited. I will try not to use that phrase in the future intil I understand what it means.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
That’s great to know “after the jump”
And I can understand your feeling…lol