This be a response to This.

You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…
Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now (1979)

It is not a secret that i hate tags. and even though i have taken a vow to murder Five cute helpless little kittens every time i get tagged i think I’m gonna spare their pathetic lives this time just because i ran out of bullets. Just this time. أضرب الطريق يا جاك. Also since we are on the subject of women, I’d like to clarify that just because I’m single doesn’t mean I’m on vacation. and now that we’ve got that out of the way, lets talk about coffee, I love the smell of coffee, especially the early morning coffee, its like going to the restaurant to have lunch only to find yourself having a haircut at the fish market. weird.

One more thing, have you heard about the baby elephant that adopted a rusty tire iron? i think the himpalaputamous has something to do with this, but i can’t be sure since I haven’t seen him since the Russian revolution. At any rate it reminds me of the smell of Fuel. I like the smell of Fuel. I don’t know why, I just do. reminds me of Syria, Syria smells like Fuel where ever you go. no offense to my Syrian brothers and friends

Now, lets get serious for a minute and talk about the number three. as in the movie 300, as in the movie thirteen, as in the movie ocean’s thirteen. do you know what these movies have in common? If you know mail your answers to whocares@nobody.com and you may win ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS! All i know is that whenever I go the market i make sure to pass by the bakery, the smell of fresh bread is just amazing! makes you smile like a fool, like a fool i tell you! I wonder if it would smell that good if bread was made from eggplant powder mixed with onion juice. I doubt it.

You know what, this is ridiculous, it really really is. are you reading this? seriously, why are you reading it? I wouldn’t read it if i were you, you wouldn’t want to damage your brain now would you? I would. because i don’t care! HAH! this reminds me of the time I was sipping tea at the top of mount Kilimanjaro. the scene was amazing even though i had trouble breathing. but what really made my day was the sight of a lady in red. Ah. women. those gorgeous creatures. there is nothing like the scent of a woman to make you feel alive after a long hard day of surfing the web at work and reading blogs. So thats four.

As for Chanel’s most famous perfume, I am going to refrain from talking about it just because I am assuming that you are witty enough to have understood what I’m going to say before I say it.

That was refreshing wasn’t it? i now tag Haifeh Wahbi, عمر العبدلات, and Mwai Kibaki the president of Kenya.

Alright, I have fulfilled the terms and conditions of the Tag, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

Posted: 08|22|07 at 7:15 am. Filed under: Personal.
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