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~ I witnessed a murder today

I was riding home from work today on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything, as we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming, I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. out in a unfenced yard were three guys, two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody, the taller of the two men had a large stick and was about ready to smash it into the downed man’s head again, when the men realized a whole busload was looking at them.
As the bus driver called the police, the other man who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head, at this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene, the two men got into a car and sped off. when i came home i was visibly shaken, I told my mom what i had just seen. then she got scared and said: “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel-Air”. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror, If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and i yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the price of Bel-Air.

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12 Responses to “~ I witnessed a murder today”

  1. 12
    Basem Narmok Says:

    cool :-D

  2. 11
    life Says:

    blink This proves that its been ages since I last saw the prince.. I cant belive you Man.. I was shocked when I started reading!!

    Good one!

  3. 10
    MommaBean Says:

    That was just mean… You are SO not an angel . But, I’m also singing along with the Fresh Prince song. So glad he turned down MIT.

  4. 9
    Haytham Says:

    dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy

  5. 8
    Rebellious Arab Girl Says:

    God!!!!!!!!!! I was reading it and I thought it was a real story that happened to you today!! Aaaaaaaaaaagh..

    very funny.. very funny.. toooz!! tongue

  6. 7
    Jano Says:

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  7. 6
    Isam Says:

    DUDE ! angry

  8. 5
    bakkouz Says:

    angel

  9. 4
    Hal Says:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Dude, i cant believe I was sitting here shaking and muttering OH MY GOD and then singing the lyrics to the Bel Air song….you is EVIL man! :)

  10. 3
    Sari Al-Hiari Says:

    Nice. The hairs on the back of the hairs on the back of my neck were standing.

    You are hori-baal.

  11. 2
    Qabbani Says:

    OMG

    man this is impossible , !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last night was listen to it

    Fresh Prince Of Bel Air the song and want to post it !! but its .Rm convert to MP and happen like that time , every thing too fast ..

    wow i never miss any of this series , Zaman 3ank ya Amman Channel 2 :D

  12. 1
    naturalblu Says:

    getlost getlost getlost getlost getlost

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