~ The Fear of little girls!

Parthenophobia: Fear of virgins or young girls.

So i’m browsing about in Wikipedia and i stumble upon this word, Parthenophobia, which is the Fear of Virgins or young girls, and i’m thinking to myself, wtf! seriously? so i google it up and lo and behold, its like… TRUE! now thats gotta be the weirdest phobia i’ve ever heard of.

Symptoms of Parthenophobia:
breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.
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and to quote an “anonymous” Parthenophobic:

little girls are not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. they are actually made of pure evil. they hide it behind a sweet smile and a high pitch giggle, but underneath they are waiting to destroy your mind with their lollipops and hopscotch. these twisted instuments of torture are weilded with the most vicious force by the littlest of girls. they are all born with this power. the power to destroy. they will wrap you up in their jumprope and lash your mind with licorice. i make it a point to stay as far from all little girls as possible. i once saw one clear and entire forest simply by smiling. i barely made it out alive from there, but here i am today. you are lucky that i am here to warn you of their evil power. but i am very busy right now, i have to work on my intergalactic missles. i’m going to destroy Venus, their home planet.