~ Is rain spaghetti?
I just Love the Junk mail i receive, This is an email i just got from “Jake Mcdermott”:
and making her cry, and of my not being there to comfort her, was
friend Miss Mills, I imagined that the manner of Miss Spenlow gave Heaven bless you, you good man. cried I. You take her with
great deal better than wine. Not half so bilious. I was charmed by her presently asking me, of her own accord, to
I am afraid, dear, I was too young. I dont mean in years only, wisdom, when he might otherwise go a little crooked, then I ask
It was originally, I think, eight thousand pounds, Consols? said doctors wouldnt have cared for Dora, if they had known her; how
I regarded myself as a refuge, for her, from the dangers and My good Mr. Copperfield. said Tiffey, laying his hand upon my
umbrella up, and properly balanced in her grasp; but at last I that man out of mischief. He is such an incarnate hypocrite, that
Encouraged by these gracious words, and by my aunts extending her people present, I might as hopefully have entreated the wind.
worse for it? Nobody. Who was the better for it? All the We stood together in the same old-fashioned window at night, when
Perhaps because I couldnt see you, and not love you, Dora. mounted to the chest, and then to the head, and, in short, pervaded
Afterwards, when I went upstairs, as I passed the door of my little Of course you do, said Mr. Omer. Well, sir. Her cousin being.
I proud myself of being incoherent and vague, but seriously, what the hell man?! Damn this invention that is the e-mail, Thats it, I’m fed up with this crap! I’m going back to carrier pigeons!
July 4th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
I think that this takes stream of consciousness to previously unsurpassed levels! Impressive drivel at the least. What were they thinking? But at least you don’t have to spend much time making sense of what they’re saying :).
July 4th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Carrier Pigeons are So Cool!
July 5th, 2006 at 3:02 am
my favorite is the part that says “laying his hand upon my umbrella up”. Do carrier pigeons still exist? I know that for a wedding you can buy a whole lot of doves and that they’re trained to fly back to the store after you release them…very expensive though
July 5th, 2006 at 5:25 am
I guess someone like you would consider it a zionist conspiracy, after all everything’s the zionists fault according to you isn’t it?