~ Boycott on idiocy
The way i see it, Idiots around the world are destroying our societies, our economies, and our sanities. They are initiating such ghastly things as superstardom for people like Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson, asking questions like “Who is Bob Dylan?” and making statements like “George Bush is a good president.”
They don’t watch the news, they don’t have strong opinions (and if they do, they aren’t well-founded,) and they couldn’t win an argument/debate if their life depended on it.
Some idiots, though, go incognito. They may use correct grammar, win a debate, and have somewhat good musical taste (or at least an understanding of what music is.) It can be hard to differentiate the idiots from the rest of us. All I can suggest is that one must go on a gut feeling. I believe those of us with an IQ above 20 (or thereabouts) have an extra instinct, an ‘Idiometer,’ if you will, that allows us to immediately ’smell out’ an idiot and repel them as quickly as possible. But this idiot repellent is not enough! We must rid the world of idiots of all creed and nationality, or at the very least, a first step toward a better world : seclusion of the idiots.
I propose a boycott on idiocy. I say that we take the world’s most idiot-ridden countries and retrieve all of the intellectually impaired citizens, placing them in a more suitable God forsaken place, maybe a country of their own in the middle of nowhere. Then, we cut off communication with the idiots (thus initiating a boycott,) who will then be forced to leave and go to thier designated country where they will find others like themselves. At this point, the rest of the world will be a better place already!
But there is always that final step. It may seem inhumane to eliminate the idiots, but really we are putting them out of their misery. Following the successful seclusion of the idiots, we will then declare war on Idiot Country. As they are idiots, they will fail in protecting their new country and will be entirely wiped out. We will then initiate a second boycott for remaining idiots or idiots that hadn’t been born yet, repeating the process and effectively keeping the world idiot-free.
Economies will flourish, societies will become spectacular, music will be good, grammar will be back in place, and debates will be satisfying. Undoubtedly, side effects will include world peace, happiness, and a Bush free earth.
May 31st, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Instead of fighting ‘Idiocy’, Please, PLEASE, eliminate those horrible new “Singers” that are spreading like crazy! Idiot can be nice sometimes!