As i was leaving my cousin’s house yesterday i suddenly felt very tired and my tempretature starting rising, and before i know it i could hardly stand up and i developed a quick fever, i managed to stop a cab and headed back home, however it took only about half an hour or so before i completely collapsed, i was burning up and i could not move, i managed to crawl to the phone and called a couple of friends and asked them to come take me to the hospital, luckily Aqaba is a small town and it didn’t take long before we reached the emergency room, as i went inside carried by my friends, i was quickly examined, my vital signs were checked nad and three shots were injected into my …. well, rear end :P shortly after the doctor poured a glass of cold water on my face to cool me up a bit, my temprature was at 40C°, I rested on the examining bed for about half an hour until the shots started working and i felt abit better, after which the doctor asked me for a urine sample, after running tests and checking out the analysis results my final diagnosis was that i came down with a severe case of the flu plus i had amoeba… damn those parasites!.. but what caused all this? well, i’ll give you a hint, during the whole day i had nothing to eat but Salad from Mcdonalds :| … I’m never having salad from there again!
Anyways, As i was resting on the examining bed i looked around me and i noticed a sign right next to me bed:

The sign reads: “Highly Contagious Waste“…

Nice, why the hell was i put next to higly contagious waste !? i’m here to get treated damn it not to get contaminated and infected with all kinds of diseases… but still i thought it was funny, I so wanted to take the sign off the wall and hang it on the outside of my door, perhaps it’ll keep the unwanted visitors away :D

Posted: 05|25|06 at 9:13 am. Filed under: Personal.
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