~ Warning: Unsafe For Sane People
You have been warned, read on at your own risk:
My eyelids refract the turgid limnations of an eel trapped in flickering cinematographic paralysis, as Transistors bridge where my vanity would never go.
I would sing by an aria of pain to your endearments and wiles, oh how your sunburnt skin is as beautiful as gangrenous flesh peeled from an amputated limb, By god, Your nose hairs scare me!
‘Lo, EUREKA,’ I yelled into the cat, ‘Thou art truly laborious and divergent. My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes Benz.’, and as i look into your eyes, the tiny sounds of ancient bees resound forth from the forrested coercions between your toes, I say, as woods nymphs sprinkle my path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.
May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.
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>:-)
May 3rd, 2006 at 11:47 am
i wish i had listened to the warning :( too late.. kljhskerhgterusgtjdfgnudrfagtyhdfjghkjdf
May 3rd, 2006 at 1:50 pm
HUH???
:S
May 3rd, 2006 at 2:44 pm
I wasnt read the post, coz I didnt know if am Sane or Not :) lol
May 3rd, 2006 at 2:51 pm
ah i thought am stupid, when i started reading this ..
goodi .. bass eno y3ne bakka wat the hell?!
May 3rd, 2006 at 9:48 pm
HUH???
HUH????
No really, HUH?????
You can never again call me crazy and get away with it. Forget it. you defy craziness. You’re in a league all on your own!
May 3rd, 2006 at 11:01 pm
U just ruined my LCD monitor!!! The saliva i splattered all over it as i burst out in laughter when i read that..that..that “thing” up there left smudges on the display that i just can’t seem to wipe off…
keep ‘em coming
May 17th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
yeah, you think that’s crazy. you should read the convo’s i have on msn with my friend. actually, i think i will send one eventually. yesss, well, all or not. whatever reads your mashed potatoes. xx. toommmmmm .
May 7th, 2007 at 3:02 am
skin tag nose…
Ok, I just want to say I have done some nice reading here. Do visit…