I declare today International Himpalaputamous day, Just becuase I can! …. but bakkouz, what is a himpalaputamous? Good Question, I shall tell you, a Himpalaputamous is a mythical creature, that fights crime… sometimes, and destorys worlds just becuase it can, it also protects humanity from the other Evil Himpalaputamous, You see at the begining there were two Himpalapuramouses concieved in a laboratory, an experiement conducted by an ancient atlantis scientist to protect their civilazation from the outer space invaders and stuff… but thats a different story.. Anyways, back to our Himpalaputamous, it is hard for me to explain what a Himpalaputamous looks like, so i have drawn an illustration of it and tried to be as scientificaly correct as possible, BEHOLD:

(click the image to ENLARGE )

You may wonder how i came to be such good friends with the Himpalaputamous, Well, during my travels and exploration through the ancient jungles of the Amazon i stumbled upon a very old Mayan priest who after i bribed him with a couple of Snickers bars blarted out all his deepest darkest secrets, and among them was the secrect of the Himpalaputamous and his whereabouts, He told me the Himpalaputamous Resided somewhere in the Himalaya mountains, and becuase i was fascinated by what the ancient priest had told me about the fascinating powers of the Himpalaputamous i used my magical flying airship to get there in a split second, and after much or no effort at all (i can’t really remember) I found it hidden in a large cave covered with Snickers bars covers, I knew then how i could gain the Himpalaputamous’s trust and indeed luckily for me i had a couple of Snickers bars left with me and so and as i always do with pretty much almost everybody i bribed the Himpalaputamous with the Snickers bars, and that was the begining of a beautiful friendship…

And so, You must all Take Today Off from work and stop doing whatever you are doing, and just dedicate today to praise and marvel at the wonders of the Himpalaputamous, and if you should get into trouble for taking today off from work for no logical reason, Just call upon THE HIMPALAPUTAMOUS and it will destroy your boss, your company and everybody in it…. but remember, you must bribe it with at least 2 snickers bars first…

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Posted: 04|24|06 at 9:33 am. Filed under: Humor, Personal.
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