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So, This is basicaly the story of my life, HEY its not my fault that Aqaba is a culturally dead city! but that doesn’t really matter, cuase you know what they say, its not the size of the nose, its how you honk it! And one should live life to the fullest, and does anyone know Who glued the cup to the table? This is important cuase seriously, what is life but a series of unfortunate events? Anways, here’s a story that will probably make your day:

A man sits down with his 9 year old son. Listen, Son, I want to tell you about the birds and the bees. The son bursts into tears and says, “I don’t want to hear this.” The dad is puzzled and asks why. When the lad has dried his tears he explains, “Dad, when I was 6 you told me there was no Santa Claus; when I was 7 you told me there was no tooth fairy; when I was 8 you told me there was no Easter Bunny. If you’re going to tell me adults don’t shag, I’ve got nothing left to live for.

But seriously, it would seem that today’s world is ruled and run by money, however, money isn’t everything, there’s always Visa Card ! Also i’m a big supporter of animals, one should really love animals, after all, they are so tasty eh? and my parents have been nagging me alot recently about getting married, ofcourse i want to get married, every man should get maried, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !

oh and one last thing, Your future depends on your dreams…. so GO TO SLEEP damn it !

*applause* Thank you thank you i’ll be here all week� … and Hal, if you happen to read this, i got one word for you: UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR! HHHurrRRRRRRRRn hhhh

:D

Posted: 04|23|06 at 7:41 am. Filed under: Humor, Personal.
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