~ Why Jordanians Can’t be Terrorist Hijackers.
This is why there will never be a Jordanian terrorist hijacker:
1. We are always late, we would have missed all the flights.
2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can’t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield.
And Finaly for Number 10…
10.We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
:D
April 15th, 2006 at 9:28 am
nahfeh nahfeh bakkouz
April 15th, 2006 at 9:29 am
loved it!
April 15th, 2006 at 9:38 am
this is too funny! did you come up with this? wow how creative of you :P
April 15th, 2006 at 9:49 am
LOL, Hilarious
April 15th, 2006 at 10:15 am
I didnt read something funny long time ago :) that was brilliant , well may i just copy and paste it as forward for some friends ?
CheeerZ!
April 15th, 2006 at 11:06 am
if i were you,, i would saved this to be said in Yemza3 saba7ak :P
bs yallah,,, maybe whats coming in it is much fun,,, cuz this one rocks,, im excited already,,,
3ala rasi JAD … bala ma tez3al minna :P
April 15th, 2006 at 11:25 am
Dar, I totally give you permission to copy and paste and then forward to all your friends, coz I’m planning to do that and no one can stop me!
Bakkouz, please don’t mind! It’s actually a compliment to you, this is just too funny not to spread! ;)
April 15th, 2006 at 11:46 am
Too true. And that’s why it’s funny.
April 15th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Very funny bakkouz, and let me add to your list:
11- We would never stop smoking and will get into a fight with the stwards.
12- We will be chatting with all plane passengers and then discover we have relatives in Brazil, Indonesia and Siera Leon.
13- We will complain why the plane does not serve mansaf.
14- We will never turn-off the stupid mobile phones.
Anyone for more?
April 15th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
hmmm we even suck in jokes that makes usa thinks bakkouz is a terrorist hijacker :|
no that was cool :)
April 15th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Bakkouz, you are a verbal Mahjoob, SUBMIT THIS TO JO MAGAZINE BEFORE IT GETS SENT ALL OVER JORDAN!
This kind of humor MUST be financially recompensed…
April 15th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
that’s good news :)
April 15th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Yeah, I also want to send it as a e-mail forward? may I? any copyrights involved ?:D
April 15th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
You guys are free to do with it what you wish :)
April 15th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Add to Batir’s reasons:
15- He will first land in Amman to siphon gas off the plane, then go back to the hijacking task.
April 16th, 2006 at 3:16 am
loool nice one bakkouz
16- we would do anything to sit beside the window.
17- we will get bored and start playing hide and seek.
18- we will definitely forget everything once the movie start on the wide screen, lights off, legs up, headphones on, snacks, full concentration on the screen :).
19- we would mistakenly open the plan door searching for toilet.
:)
April 16th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
That is way too funny … loved it
April 16th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
heheheh 3n jad fazeeeeeeee3 … i cant stop laughing.
I think its right, and what batir has added is right too.
my god … am laughing loudly:)))))))))
April 16th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Mu3az i have just read your comment now … “we would mistakenly open the plan door searching for toilet.” hehehehe are we really that stupid ?! :)
April 16th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
I love this post, i keep coming back to read it so I can crack up on my own and have meself a good laugh (being the crazy person I am sent to the nuthouse by bakkous - thanks for that bakkouz).
Listen, if you want this in JO, just say the word and we’ll get it there. I write for that magazine and I can tell you who to call or email. In fact, just go ahead and do it. Email Qais Elias at qais@jo.jo and also Nick Seely at nick@jo.jo
They wont pay much >:( but if they don’t print this, they’re idiots! If I can help let me know I will!
April 16th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
heheheh
so crazyyyyyy :) i read them many times to keep smiling all day long :)
April 16th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Hala, Thanks for the offer but i think i’m going to pass this time, balken marra tanyeh, but thanks anyways ;)
April 17th, 2006 at 9:09 am
why didnt i find it funny?? :| eno yes funny but not that much :|
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